#106: The Third Non-Sequitur // 2008-07-28
[Archives] #106: The Third Non-Sequitur #105: Re-Employed YET ANOTHER FLASH FILLER #104: Goodbye, Leon Chapter 9: White Guilt Holiday Picture by Spot #103: Biggest Fan #102: What?! No Punchline?! Resident Evil: Extinction -- Review... Kinda #101: The Second Non Sequitur #100: The Hundredth Comic!!! ANOTHER FLASH FILLER?! #099: The Split #098: Rational Fears A FLASH FILLER!? #097: Reacquaintance #096: POOP!!! #095: The First Non-Sequitur #094: Ten-Thousand Spoons Chapter 8: Poophole #093: Family Man #092: Enemy of My Enemy #091: Safeguarding The Goods #090: Cassidy's Flashback - Part 3 #089: Cassidy's Flashback - Part 2 #088: Cassidy's Flashback - Part 1 #087: Purple Parrots Explained #086: The Purple Parrots #085: Yohko FM #084: No Surprises #083: No Touching Filler: Spot's Katie Filler! Filler: Spot's Nelle Filler! Filler: PI FILLING! GET IT? LOL? #082: Made in Taiwan #081: Minority Rule #080: Katie's Reality Final #079: Katie's Real Life - Part 2 #078: Katie's Real Life - Part 1 Filler: Spot made another filler! #077: Situation "Gaybags" Filler: Flux vs. The Newspaper #076: Family Photographs #075: Biohazard Filler: Never give up, assholes. Chapter 7: One More Red Nightmare #074: CASUALTIES!! #073: SHOTS! #072: FUBAR #071: Katie Six-Guns #070: Justified #069: Out of the Loop #068: Mistake? #067: Tech-Support #066: Quiet Riot #065: Two Girls Talking Season 2 Concept Filler #06: Starstruck #063: Separation #062: One-Liners #061: The Babysitters #060: Where Everybody Knows Her Name #059: Poor Anna #058: Back to the 20 Comics Ago Reading Filler! #057: Foreshadowing #056: Car-Crash Dialogue Chapter 6: Angels and Sailors #055: Not Funny - Part 6 #054: Not Funny - Part 5 #053: Not Funny - Part 4 Resident Evil 4 Review Filler #052: Godless Halloween Filler #051: Home Sweet Home #050: Best Boss EVER #049: Nelle's Flashback #048: Not Funny - Part 3 #047: Not Funny - Part 2 #046: Travisty #045: Jackass #044: Not Funny - Part 1 #043:People Chapter 5: Flavor of the Soul #042: Full-Color Annoyance #041: Culprit Revealed! #040: Fuj Theef #039: Read the Funny Mug #038: Rival #037: Plothole-Grade Sealant Gamin Frends Filler! #036: Muy Obnoxioso #035: Cafe Ole #034: Saucejar #033: Enthusiasm #032: Katie's Colorgasm #031: Oddity #030: Chance Meeting #029: Found 'em #028: Runny Kuchi #027: Dawn of the Common Sense #026: Nelle Gets a Hug #025: Yoko OH NO! Chapter 4: Condition Pink #024: God-Damn Town #023: Black-Sabbath Sundae #022: Classic #021: Run, Don't Walk #020: Who's to Blame NOW? #019: Motorsplode #018: Hollow Town? #017: It's All Been Done Before Chapter 3: The Angel of the Eventide #016: The Pixelated Nightmare ENDS #015: The Pixelated Nightmare Begins #014: Camera Angles?... I dunno. #013: HOW TO FIND SECRET KEY! #012: ...Sorta. #011: Who's to Blame? #010: Hot Rod #009: Three Days Later #008: John-Sandwich Guest comic: Spot's Debut! #007: ATTACK OF THE EPISODE THREES! #006: EPISODE 2 (EPISODE 1 STRIKES BACK!!!) #005: EPISODE 1 (Featuring John Kimball and Hungrytummy) Chapter 2: The Nightlife #004: Owned #003: Shop Around #002: Corporate Indignation #001: Sleepless in Marmoset Chapter 1: Insomniac Trends #000: The Pilot
Victory is mine!
Had to rewrite the entire thing after I figured out the original was a little too convoluted to follow.
It was something about Cassidy writing and delivering systematic singing telegrams to the lead singers of both Blind Melon and Sublime, thus implying that she had broken their spirits over time and caused their eventual deaths.
Essentially, this is really kinda like an improv comic. Only took half an hour to get the dialogue right. Go me!
dys·en·ter·y n. :: An inflammatory disorder of the lower intestinal tract, usually caused by a bacterial, parasitic, or protozoan infection and resulting in pain, fever, and severe diarrhea, often accompanied by the passage of blood and mucus.
The definition is tradition.